I’ve been single for awhile and though I seem to lack the dating gene, I don’t like myself that much where I’m willing to spend the rest of my life in my own company, especially with a limited wardrobe. So I keep trying experimental stuff like …

As a joke, I once had a roll of stickers printed up, which I employed to express a certain bewilderment with the world. They were bright orange and they contained a single question: “Whose stupid idea was this?” You can see the myriad applications …